not when you shift into MAXIMUM OVERSTRIFE

not when you shift into MAXIMUM OVERSTRIFE

dajo42:

alternatives to “it was all just a dream”

  • it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
  • it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
  • it was all just a feature length puppet show
  • it was all just a set of cave paintings
  • it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal

(via fishygauze)

Waking up on October 1st like

artificialpsychosis:

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(via darkholymagic)

fannyann:

i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining 

(via literal-5-headed-dragon)

snapchatting:

have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t

(via im-doing-an-internet)

Idea for the next ac game:

estpolis:

shortcake-s:

no balloon furniture

i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what assassins creed game had balloon furniture in it

(via depleted-uranium-cell)

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

(via literal-5-headed-dragon)

gingerhaze:

The final page of NIMONA is up today. 

Today on NIMONA

Read from the beginning

gingerhaze:

The final page of NIMONA is up today. 

Today on NIMONA

Read from the beginning

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did you know that parv is dyslexic???? :o

Answer:

fandomanon:

no i did not

nice

dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

[Mom Leaves]image

(via ontherabbitstummy)

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(via im-doing-an-internet)

tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

(via thechromedog)

blithe-boa:

Today has been a wild stream, with Sailor Strifey and Tuxedo Ram and KD dropping by to chat.
blithe-boa:

Today has been a wild stream, with Sailor Strifey and Tuxedo Ram and KD dropping by to chat.

blithe-boa:

Today has been a wild stream, with Sailor Strifey and Tuxedo Ram and KD dropping by to chat.

(via literal-5-headed-dragon)