My name is Wheatley, and I like the Yogscast, Rooster Teeth, Portal, Asssasin's Creed, video games in general. Make sure to have a good time while you're here.
handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
I use a Wacom Intuos4 medium
my mouse is a Mad Catz RAT7
my keyboard is a Razer Deathstalker
my giant tea mug is from Meijer and my extra fancy giant tea mug is from my aunt
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
I’m supposed to write this article and I forgot what the topic was to write about